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andthatlittleblackdress:

I fuckin hate people who are just like negative about the most random pointless shit?
like one time I said “guesstimation’ and the person I was talkin to was like “UGH god don’t fucking say that I HATE when ppl say GUESSTIMATION like it’s not a REAL WORD it pisses me off just say ESTIMATION”
I was like damn…..jesus…….calm fuckin down……..I’m GUESSTIMATING you need a fuckin mid-day nap you god damn baby

trilllizard666:
“ milkywitches:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
” ”
honestly, knowing enough about seagulls like i do?
the bastard probably deserved it
”

fourthell:

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

permeate:

“fuck i’m so in love with you you can’t even imagine”

— (hatin)

hotlinebabe:
“hotlinebabe 🥀
”

"My sex drive is unhealthy nobody should want sex this much"

jehovahhthickness:

In 2018, we’re just gonna tell people straight up that we don’t want to hang out with them and actually sleep very well at night about it, instead of lying or flaking out on them.

fundjva:

u gonna lose ur mind trynna understand what the fuck’s in mine

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